Onions taste?: Monday 7th

So Blake told me to talk about onions. And because onions are edible, I apologise for instinctively wanting to talk about how they taste like, my favourite types of onions and what they go well with. Then i'd decide that I don't really mind how most food tastes like as long as its for me. But when I thought about it, how do onions taste like? It took me five minutes to come up with, onions. What else tastes likes onions? Wasabi? maybe? thats the closest I can get. But it should supposedly be able to be described by the six basic tastes: salty, sweet, sour, bitter, ummami (kind of like salty) and interestingly enough, fat. Well at least I found it interesting when my brother told me. Two times over actually. I forgot, and was equally amazed the second time. Anyhoo, if anyone has a better description of how onions taste like, please let me know. And don't be boring and say tears, because if I can think of it, it's not funny or smart. The best description wins.. some gratitude.

I suddenly feel really obliged to describe onions now.

damn thats depressing.

-AWESOME SEGUE-

Talking about depressing, PEARL IS BACK. Welcome back Pearl, I know you don't read my blog (I don't know why, it's not like your too cool for it) but my idea sponsor told me to welcome you back/ tell you to go back to India. I'm kidding lady, that'd mean i'd have to go through the whole exhausting Pearl hunting and pretending-to-care-that-you're-back all over again.

Call me a horrible person, but i'm a cowardly one too, taking advantage of the fact she won't read this... now I know someone's just going to bag me out. Thanks

for reading

SURPRISE: Sunday 6th

That was quite rude of me. I think its about time my once precious little blog got back and running. But not to worry, I am back here now to amaze you with some riveting new stories about my fantastic life and adventures alone.. at home.. on the internet. So look forward to me pointing out those awkward things in life, just like those old times -i had with your mum (sorry my mum jokes were never really funny for anyone. i was hoping it'd be a bit better here. obviously not.)

Heres a little teaser: the groundbreaking discovery I had on Friday.

wait forr itttt

I, VIVIAN KONG IS ACTUALLY PHYSICALLY CAPABLE

OF

NOT GOING ON THE COMPUTER FOR THE WHOLE DAY

(besides school computers, and mainly because I was doing something even

more mindnumbing and repetitive. Oh dear god, Maths.)

AND before I go leave you all to your happy lives, I just have a little complaint/warn

ing. Mainly for the ladies... or gentlemen, if your that kind of guy.

HOW ON EARTH DO PEOPLE USE THESE THINGS

THEY'RE LIKE PURE STRETCHY PAIN. I get that they're reasonably nice looking and useful. Until you try and get them out of your hair. I used to have millions of these when I was little, and until now, I was smart enough to stay away from them ever since those traumatic hair days. I mean if it wasn't that, the fact that they're pretty much coloured rubber bands should've told me something.

Literally, to take them out you have a choice of either

a) Break them

b) Pull half my hair out

c) All of the above

or you could leave them in there and take a chance by showering or something. Meaning theres a chance it could get stuck inside an even massive-r ball of hair forever. But it could also just fall out, I once combed my hair and fifty bobby pins fell out, it was really satisfying. I also once stuck a blob of putty on my head and it didn't fall out, and on the contrary I started crying, but thats another story.

I guess the point of that, if there ever is a point of things I do on the internet, was that:

i'm an idiot and ..don't be like me.

Thanks for reading

did you know that dogs are fish too, oscar ?

HEY GUYS (:
yes, okay. random entrance after 75 years, but i completely forgot i was a part of us T^T
hahaha.
so anyway (: happy late new year everybody ! ;DD
OH AND WELCOME BACK BIBBYYS ;p hope you had a epical time !
so i was thinking about the song by selena gomez "a year without rain". it's pretty good actually. haha. and then i thought about the queensland floods T^T PFTT.
on the topic of the queensland floods, if we had planned our holiday a week and a bit later, there's a high chance i'd be dead now :\ we drove on all of the roads shown. and that place where the subaru was washed out D: south ballina, kempsey .. everywhere ==' it's kinda scary.
ON A BRIGHT NOTE, we're cleaning our whole house out. every last drawer (: ITS A NIGHTMARE >.> but the good thing is, my dad said once it's clean, we can paint our walls (:
i'm gonna get a picture thing on one of the walls of my room ;DD
and we're gonna get like a massive desk and stuff :P i'm excited ^^
oh just reminding you .. my birthday's in 9 days ;) HAHA. not suggesting anything :P but YEAH. i'm excited about that, too. i havent had a birthday in a whole year, what do you expect :/
OOH AND I BOUGHT PAINT FOR MY WOODWORK CHAIR ! ima be painting it soon :L
me and troy are maybe probably gunna make a blog in the near future. about important issues :P yeahyeah, i know what you're thinking .. "THIS IS KRIPA'S 500TH BLOG. WTF."
but i can't help it ! this blog WILL BE GOOD. i promise (: cause troy's epical. ahaha.
AND ZOMG, THERE WAS A PHINEAS AND FERB MARATHON TODAY ! and now there's a japanese episode !!!! IT'S HEAVEN *faints*
okay, i'm a bit of a p&f fan >.>
ahahah. anyways. i should be off. i'm ranting.
see you (:

Bring Walmart to Australia!

Hello Readers,

     Well, it's been a while since I last blogged. Hell, it's been a while since anyone blogged. In fact,
nobody's blogged since last year!

     Ok, that is one of the lamest and most overused jokes of the New Year, but I just couldn't help it. Anyway, since nobody's got around to saying it yet, on behalf of the whole A Part of Us team:

     HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYBODY!

     I should probably have asked before I said "on behalf," but Dennis has been saying it to anyone who hangs around long enough to listen, so I doubt he'd mind. Kripa seems to have gone on some sort of Internet hiatus, neither having blogged nor contacted me in any way since school ended last year, and Vivian's on a different continent altogether, but she's a kind soul, so she won't mind either.

     Anyway, today I had a wild and crazy idea. I'm going to petition to bring Walmart to Australia! I need a thousand brave and considerate souls to sign their my online peition form, and then I'll send it to the CEO of Walmart.

     Actually, I'm dead serious. I've already got the petition up. Seriously, here's the link: http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/bringwalmarttooz/

     You might be wondering why I would bother/want to bring such a huge chain to Australia, when we already have Target and Woolworths and Kmart and stuff. For all I know, I'm just a little girl. I could be ruining Australia's economy by bringing such a large financial competitor to our board, wiping it clean of all chances for small businesses.

     Well, the explanation will require more linkage: http://www.softsailor.com/other-news/11334-333-ways-to-get-kicked-out-of-walmart.html

     You can't blame me for wanting to participate in a world wide phenomenon. Also, all our big brands... Woolworths and Big W and Kmart... they can't really help in a zombie invasion, can they? But Walmart, with it's big, concrete walls and endless supply of stock of food and drink... we could be the last person on Earth not to be turned into a zombie and never have to worry. Even if the zombies were armed with machine guns and bazookas and tank guns and rifles... yes, I'd be worried if they had an atomic bomb, but that's just not going to happen because the only place you'll get all the ingredients for an atomic bomb in one place is... you guessed it. WALMART.

     So, sign the petition. Thank you.

That's all for now. Thanks for reading!