LOSER: Sunday 28th

Just another boring update about my life, feel free to roll your eyes and complain that i'm boring, just make sure you do it on the cbox because if you nag on msn, you will be ignored.

Continuing with this mind numbing post, I embarrassed myself on Friday, but this time it was in front of more people than usual, and it was planned. Yes, I was one of those silly girls who tried out for a rec assembly performance, and more cringe-worthily, the Gee dance. Enough said. Ok, I make it sound a lot worse than it was, but it definitely had that awkward factor with all that excessive hip thrusting accompanied by some Korean song in a foreign language. I'm sorry, I honestly can't help making everything sound so bad, so let me say without any sarcasm or insane exaggeration for those skeptics out there who are thinking "then why did you do it?": it was actually a lot of fun.

Saturday- did pretty much nothing at all, besides waste time and downloads, feel bad about it and continue.

Today- first half of today was like yesterday, wasting away in front of my laptop, until I was adventurous enough to find a movie to watch (of course)- "Chicago" and waste my childhood in front of a good old musical. Its bloody brilliant, I think all the songs would be musically molesting my mind if my neighbours aren't threatening to cause some earthquakes in Japan with their overpowering doof doof music and fireworks. People have catchy musicals to sing out of tune. Gee... gee gee gee baby baby. I apologise, that was inappropriate, especially to those poor people who came to watch Zach's group and had to watch us first. I'm sure you well and truly do not want to hear of it ever again, and if you haven't written a note to self already, you don't have to stick around to be polite next time.

Now- because I actually spent a lot of time writing that, in the ratio of quality:time that is. The party music thats infecting half the suburb coming within ten metres of me is getting more are more hardcore by each song, as my brother expected. I started the post in the morning when they were playing "Total Eclipse of the Heart" and Bob Marley. Then, to Miley Cyrus' more controversial songs, to Rhianna and Pussy Cat Dolls to some rap... and alas, is that some unidentified hardy style beat I hear? Oh no, Kesha? Really? Oh thats better, The Presets.

Ok I feel really sad, blogging about someone elses party, full of people having fun with friends while i'm at home in front of my laggy laptop, running a commentary on their song choice, on the internet so i'll just end it here.

WHAT? Miley Cyrus AGAIN?

I really need to find something better to do.

Oh look, backyard fireworks- i'm pretty sure thats illegal..

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Fattened short post: Wednesday 24th

We dissected a lambs heart today. AND IT STANK.

Just had to put it out there.

While i'm at it, I may as well say some things no one cares about to fatten up the post a bit more:

I bashed edi in the head with my chin and my ear hurts when I eat now. Welcome home retarded jaw dysfunction thing.

Ning hurled a ball in my face, ran into me and chucked another ball at me today, in rapid succession. Maybe I should stop bagging her out so much.

I can't believe I actually considered that, i forget that half this blog is pretty much dedicated to antagonising her.

Both my elastics broke at dinner which is weird because I was trying really hard not to eat too ferociously because it made my ear hurt.

I have a couch in my room (i'm literally looking around for something mildly interesting to say)

Ok, thats it, unless you want to hear about how my room is weirdly shaped so that I don't get any sunlight and how theres four pairs of thongs under my desk, because thats all i've got so far.

Assuming that no one could possibly be THAT bored,

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Teasing for dummies Pt1: Saturday 20th

PART 1

It appears Dennis has managed to aggravate more people in two blog posts than i've had with almost a years worth of posts. The first one involving a very indignant Leo and the second, well for a lack of a better word, was dogg. I know he's only joking, which leads me to think how the hell i've managed to stop people from bashing down my front door and threatening to impale me with a flowery pink umbrella, Yes, Hagrid style. The answer is simply: subtlety.

I am not exactly a world class taunter but I think i've had more practice with Ning then most. Not only is subtlety classy, it makes the insult far more lighter and playful, hence reducing the victim's reasons to retaliate physically (including being speared by a half-giant) or without the same subtlety. And this isn't just for bagging people out, subtlety is useful for easing the tension everywhere. Funerals and break ups to convincing your mum to take you to see the latest Harry Potter movie...

But back to insults.

Notice in the witty arguments you see in your favourite TV shows/books or whatever, all insults are subtle and sophisticated . And the huge , dramatic, made-to-sting insults or accusations are direct and so in-the-face. Its a pretty basic idea, but if you haven't made your witty little insults vague enough, there a few things you can do.

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Racism! : Thursday 18th

I'm starting to get really excited for the upcoming holidays now that assignments and tests are all pretty much over. Its so liberating going home knowing that you can waste time without feeling bad about it afterwards, not that its ever stopped me.

I just forgot what I was going to talk about but it was probably nothing too interesting from what's there so far, so i'll just complain about something that other people do again. Yes this is becoming a bit of a habit but at least this time i'm pretty sure I don't do this myself for once.

Oversensitivity in racism. Since i' not entirely sure what that means or if it makes any sense, i'll explain it a bit. Maybe its just people I am surrounded by, but there are always those people who are convinced that every mention of black or white in a sentence is a racist statement. Picking chocolate over vanilla is not racism people (yes people are THAT bad). So bad that i'm going to say that if its a joke, its obviously not funny. Its like how people say thats what she said and it doesn't make sense, except worse because racism is serious and people get pretty offended by getting accused of that sort of stuff.

Once again, i understand some of my posts look very whiny and pissy which, I assure you, they are very whiny, but i'm not angry. I'm merely expressing some of the things that annoy me as a mild complaint which can be totally disregarded at will.

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