I'm Embarassing: Thursday 28th

Hello and welcome, to yet another half hearted attempt to revive this blog. I feel the sudden urge to start blogging again, probably because its the beginning of term and I am really that bored. Unfortunately, any creative juice I had has appeared to be sucked dry by me just bothering to see how many blogwalkers have graced this blog with their ads (by the way it appears even they seem to have lost their old internet spammy touch)

Lets move away from my life issues and focus on anything else that is vaguely entertaining. Before you are very disappointed, I don't think you understand how hard it is to think of something interesting to say, I just spent the last 3 hours staring vacantly at my maths homework and whatnot.

Well i've spent a good half a day thinking about what to write, and i didn't think of much except to rattle on about how much of an awkward failure my life is.

So, Lets Get STARTED!

Naturally, there's been a heap of embarrassing things i've done since my last post. Lets make a list.

1. I haven't posted on my shitty blog for so long that I've forced myself to write something for about two hours, and if this isn't a failure it must be something worse. I also have no excuse for my abandonment, I could say that I forgot it existed but its bookmarked between Facebook and Youtube meaning I try to avoid eye contact with that little Blogger icon at least 5 times a week for over 2 months. great.
2. Got out of bed and realised my legs were numb, that is, after I collapsed from my inability to hold my own weight.
3. Walked into yet another male changeroom
4. Watched youtube videos for days at a time
5. Optional maths homework (i'm going to hell for that)
6. Feel really self conscious looking for a book in the Junior fiction section and having to kneel to look at the first row of picture books.
7. Made some feeble attempts to pretend to be a librarian and realised I was wearing trackpants and a singlet. I may as well strut into a bank in pajamas, complete with bunny slippers and atrocious bedhair and get arrested.
8. Self diagnosed myslef wiht typing dyslexia to shift the blame of some very awkward typos
9. Actually tried really hard to think of ways to embarrass myself on the internet on a blog no one really wants to read

This list was supposed to be a lot better, but you know what they say,

I'm Embarrassing

Oh well. Can't say I didn't try,

Thanks a million

Hi: Monday 9th

Hello, because i've gotten to the point where my promises that i'll continue to blog, just don't seem to have the believability they used to, im just going to say HI, sorry i stopped blogging, but im back now, for one blog at least, hopefully, or i'm just wasting my time writing this, realising its shit and then never posting it.

But you and i both know everything i write is absolutely and utterly brilliant, clear, succinct and most importantly, true.

(lame) Jokes(/attempts at humour) aside, I shall attempt to fill in holes in my blog, because it has been pointed out to me that i yell about my problems and never write about what happens afterwards. Well following, my last post.. which appeared to be about um stretchy short shorts for volleyball. I lost a pair and used Nings and the volleyball tournament was fun. We got you know kinda thrashed, but it was still fun and we improved ladidahdah.

I'll keep it short, highlights of the trip:

- On a stop at maccas we met an asian tourist group and one of them almost followed Ning on to the bus because she could speak mandarin

- A peacock came into my room, shit on my bed, took my sock and Karen's glasses.. until we found them again BUT i swear there was peacock poo EVERYWHERE. it was so scary

- Touching Jessies abs, need I say more?

- Anita's TMIs, i will carry that with me for the rest of my life

- Ning roasting her underwear and socks by the fire

- Karen's 50million or so photos at unflattering angles

- Stephanie yelling and screaming and catapulting into an empty room

- Dela and Jess walking into the bathroom while Karen was showering, knowingly

Ok I realised that would be extremely boring for someone who didn't go to the camp to read. Which is, most of you. DON'T READ IT. its so boring omygod i just read it. Because of this i'll probably blog again out of pure guilt.

Thanks for reading

Stretchy Short Shorts: Monday 14th

Today I bought two pairs of stretchy shorts about 15cm long. Honestly, way to make me feel self conscious. As someone pointed out, its like wearing a second underwear. Clingy underwear. And the shirts short too. Theres no escape. If you haven't figured out already, i'm talking about the volleyball uniforms, that allow no fat to be hidden. We're wearing them for competitions at Albury in the holidays which is pretty exciting, despite that our team has already accepted defeat to over 50% of the games. I'm actually not exaggerating a lot or being too pessimistic, somehow we're actually a NSW team and we're going against people from Victoria and stuff. And obviously if you live that far away, I'm pretty sure these teams are pretty damn competitive. Plus they were probably chosen... honestly it beats me that we're allowed to go. Though, strangely enough we play a lot better when we don't feel obliged to win.

But

As far as the uniforms are going, I have a feeling i'm going to be spending half the time hiding in those awful jackets we ordered.

Also something I found exciting but i'll keep it quick because most of you probably know. We got our netbooks today and come on guys, stop complaining. They're good enough. I mean after hearing all those pre-complaints, they're FINE. I'm just worried that I have another thing to lose. A particularly expensive one too. Btw, how can they even compare it to carrying it around like a wallet? I mean, who carrys around wallets that weigh over a kilo.

Thanks for reading

Cousins: Sunday 13th

I talk a lot about my little cousins. Here's a short video my brother made instead of helping me with my homework... studying for his exams, whatever. I stole it off his blog.

By they way, you can't really tell in the video but THEY LOVE being on camera, but its such a shame when they feel obliged to act silly for it. I personally find it far more amusing when they just act normally.

Thanks for reading