Real Blog: Wednesday 16th

Today was probably the most unusual day of the year. Half our class turned up to class and there were about 4 people on the bus, including me and ning. It was also Bishop's birthday. Despite this, i still had a nice time at school.

Downside:

• I missed eddie and everyone else who wasn't shitted to turn up
• Pearl ditched us halfway through school
• We spent ages looking for Pearl's dad so she could ditch us
• I have an ulcer making it a bitch to eat properly

Upside:

• There was a lot of food
• We didn't do much work
• I got a free 1.25L bottle of coke from Joe
• I drank it all

After school at 2:30 Karen, Ning, William and I got driven to Carlo for a mini reunion.

Upside:

• There was a lot of crying
• It was obnoxiously fun pointing out the posers and the genuinely upset in Year 6
• Meeting up
• Calling Ning a bitch and stealing her chair
• Stealing some guys bag

Downside:

• Getting caught by the guy and slapped
• Discovering a spider on Ning's chips just before i was about to eat it
• There weren't as many people as i hoped for

Well word of the day:-

ning(v) 1.to steal and eat someone else's food

2.to eat in a voracious manner

Stephanie ninged my lunch

(adj) 1. hungry or thirsty

"God, I feel so ning," moaned Pearl

thanks, and sorry Ning.