ChickenPox: Monday 11th

As some of you may already know, i've caught chickenpox. This is strange because i've gotten a vaccine for it recently. It feels like crap and the lotion I use leaves great ugly white patches when it dries. I think of them like marks of my disease. A warning for everyone to stay away from me.

You see, chickenpox is highly contagious so the doctor told me to isolate myself until the blisters turn black. He also told me to stay away from pregnant women. I mean, how bad does that sound. Its like i'm some psychopathic murderer who has to be isolated in a padded white room with a straight jacket so that I can't kill myself nor escape and fulfill my demented urges to kill innocent women and their unborn babies.

That may be a teeny exaggeration but you get my drift.