Lonerism the disease in which affects a persons mental well-being. It is a diesease in which, where people get so attached to a computer or any other electronic device that they just give up on a having a social life. The disease was traced back to playing computer games. Now famous Mr Loc was the first one to find this disease as some of his friends did not want to go to his party, in which lead to them staying home to play such games as WOW, Runescape and Archlord.
Mr Loc :"wanna come to my party guys"
Infected People with lonerism:"sorry I'm too busy playing Maple Story."
Mr Loc:"dude you got a serious case of lonerism"
Well, thought I should share that with you guys and it's truly not directed at anyone in particular *coughmaplestoryplayerscough*
Then again, what am I doing here in front of the computer... blogging? I am suffering through a severe case of lonerism.
That reminds me. When my sister, Jyothi, was small, I used to tell her knock knock jokes, and she used to think they were the funniest jokes in the world. So, she decided to make some knock knock jokes up herself.
1) Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Happy animals.
Happy animals who?
Jellybean floatin-in-da-water
Okay, that's nice Jyothi. Have you got anything else?
2) Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Yellow apple.
Yellow apple who?
Jellybean floatin-in-da-water.
And, so this continued for who knows how long. Thank GOD she came up with some better jokes, and that's considering she's 8 years old now.
Oh god, this post is already so long, and I've barely even STARTED. I think I've caught a bad case of "Rani".
I hope who ever comes across this is bothered to read it. If not, MEH.
You're probably wondering why I didn't come to school. My sniffles have promoted themselves to the rank of coughs, and headaches, and stomachaches. UGH. I hate this. The ratio for tissues to minutes is like 20:1
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I'd also like to point out how discriminatory our nation is. How does it feel to be lead by a ranga? BRILLIANT. Jesus, who cares if she's a redhead. I like Julia Gillard, though not to the extent of Kevin Rudd, but the question shouldn't even be asked; Julia Gillard > Tony Abbott.
I'm sorry, but I'm stating the facts here. Julia is a perfectly capable Prime Minister, and I think once she is actually voted in as Prime Minister, we'll find that she'll be a fairly good one at that.
Okay, now to the topic we've all been waiting for: Masterchef Australia 2010.
Last night at 7:30 began the quest to "succeed in food"
It already sounds stupid, however, considering how many viewers it gets, Masterchef Australia somehow has become a very successful TV show. So, it was a race between Adam and Callum, two VERY talented cooks. In the end however, Adam went home with a prize, as I expected. Adam is no doubt a better cook, and I think the deserved it. But, as Nikhil and I decided (actually just me. Nikhil was the one going "okaaaaay"), Callum is cute.. like a cross between a bunny and a bird ^^ No, I'm serious. I almost cried because he lost, despite my desire for Adam to win. ANDAND to all those people that hate it, his lisp is awesome. Call me crazy but lisps make your voice sound pretty unique 8)
OH by the way, most of you know me as a pretty lame joker, and I'll admit I am. But, I don't think any of you would have thought that I would sink to the level of literally laughing out loud when Matt Preston made the joke: "There's only one merang better than that one and that's Matt Moran"
>_> It wasn't even funny! Yet I laughed ;)
Oh, last time, I forgot all about the school photo thingy (that's the official name ... "school photo thingy")
So, here it is, just to satisfy you:
J- umping
O- range
N- ightingale
A- te
T- he
H- appy
A- pple
N- est
.
B- ecause he's cool like that 8)
Sigh. I have a lot of things to talk about, but I fear that this post won't fit on the page. And, I won't have anything to talk about next time.
So, till next time my bunnykins :D
Love you byee xx
--kripa.
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