August 11, 2010

Elastics and Bye: Wednesday 11th

I'm back, greeted by the sight of a whole post written at my expense.
That sounded angry, I just mean that it'd be more funny if it wasn't about me.

Anyway, I had my braces tightened today again and I have to wear elastics. Basically, they make it even harder to eat and I keep opening and closing my mouth subconsciously because they feel so stiff. I only realised I was doing this when I was walking past this little boy who was looking at me with genuine concern and probably got a bit freaked when I smiled at him so that he'd stop rudely gazing at my face. I swear, by the way he was looking at me, if I'd been there any longer he'd start crying or something.
BTW. The wikipedia article makes braces look so gross. And so does the blister article...
Just putting it out there (so that you guys will look at it and be put off too OR you guys will look at it and judge my views on what is gross or not and then claim that you didn't find it gross and tell me i'm an idiot).
Also, just want to share something my brother told me a while ago.
The origin of the word "Bye" goes like:
"Bye" "Goodbye" "God bu-y" "God be with you"
Sorry I can't end this blog on a particularly funny note,

Thanks for reading

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