Bedtime: Sunday 24th

Yes it has come to my attention that this blog is degrading and i'm sure it has to the disappointment of my faithful readers too. But fear not. I feel a resolution coming on. A sudden boost of quality erupting back into this terminally ill blog.

And without further ado, I will actually write a post on my own accord , about something I chose to.

Originally I was going to brutally honestly go on about how: I realised that the human race is a really damn selfish one. We only care about things that we feel help us as individuals.. blahblahblah.

And continue writing about something that people were constantly sucked in by because of their selfishness. All In a mentally challenging way.

But I realised such wild and uneducated views (i'm an idiot) probably wouldn't be the best way to rejuvenate this blog so i'll talk about sleeping times, because i'm quite fittingly supposed to be doing just that.

So i've observed that sleeping habits tend to hold some sort of social importance nowadays.

You often hear conversations that go something like this:

"Dude. I'm so sleepy.

"YEAH! ME TOO"

" When d'you sleep last night?.. Or more like this morning (definitely overused) "

"Well.. I actually slept kind of early.. (bad acting) like at 12 or something.. you?"

"Oh really!? (bad acting) .. oh just 12:30"

"WAIT but I couldn't sleep after I checked the time, so I probably slept later than 12:30"

"Oh really!? (yeahyouknow) But like, I normally sleep way later.. like at 1 something"

"Wow.."

Sort of reminds me of when I was in pre-school, we did the same things but with the amount of pockets you had in your outfit that went like:

"How many pockets do you have?"

"1..2..3..4..5!"

"Oh yeah? I have 1..2..3..4..5..6!"

"WAIT but my pockets are bigger than yours"

"Yeah? Well at home I have so many pockets, I have.. a hundred (thats the biggest number that exists in pre-school)"

"Wow.."

I like to think we're a little more subtle nowadays.

There are many categories of sleepers. Here are just a few stereotypical ones that are most common in everyday bragging sessions:

People who sleep heaps either: think they don't (this often results in lots of "subtle" bragging from everyone around him/her), are embarrassed about it and tell everyone that they choose to sleep more and could stay up if they wanted to, constantly spurting statistics about all the magical things that sleeping does (don't get me wrong, sleeping is good for you)

People who don't sleep enough either: know they do and pretend they don't, exaggerate a few hours and/or complain all day to remind everyone when he/she slept.

Then there are normal people. Who aren't in this silly generation.

PS. I stayed up writing this post but i'm such a fat ape I forgot to publish it.

Thanks for reading