October 25, 2010

I'm an Idiot: Wednesday 27th

My last post made me think of all the stupid things I thought when I was little:
  • Sitting in the middle seat of the car was the best seat because you could look through the most windows without having to move your head. BUT the window seat is the best seat in buses, planes and trains etc.
  • I knew everything about maths because it didn't occur to me that things could get more complicated then simple arithmetic skills
  • My dad drove to Malaysia (I slept in the plane, woke up in a car and forgot all about the flight)
  • Food didn't get much better than bega fucking stringers. I was shocked every time I saw someone eat them without stringing them.
  • When my brother broke a pair of chopsticks while doing some kind of chant, I felt like I committed some murder after we carefully disposed of the evidence and swore not to tell my mum. I felt bad for weeks.
  • DONUTS WERE TOO SWEET. WHAT? SO SHAMEFUL.
  • If you spit enough mandarin seeds in the same spot, eventually a tree will grow. I know a few people who still think that.
  • My mum realised she was giving birth to me when she went to take a dump and I came out.
I might continue writing about similar stuff if you guys like it, I find it pretty fun thinking about all the stupid things I used to do.

Thanks for reading

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