Christmas Cards: Monday 6th

I've been writing Christmas cards recently, so i'm feeling in a very falsely kind and cheery mood. My mind is filled with now meaningless cliches and lame ideas in attempt to make the card more interesting. Though I know the cards are going to be forgotten and lost within 24 hrs, in the first 5 minutes they are valued immensely as they come with the relief of being remembered. And it is with this large gush of relief the recipient will be reading the card which would make all those lame jokes and somewhat personalised comments seem so much better. So I may as well try and write something different.. however offensive, right? I mean people can't complain when you've given them a Christmas Card, right?

Its Ok, I only wrote mean things in cards to people I would feel awkward around without making some attempt to annoy, enemies and close friends. HA! now you'll feel cut if I didn't write anything mean in your card! NOW I CAN WRITE MEAN THINGS IN EVERYONES CARD!

Actually, I take that back, who would care if I cared about them or not anyway?

I just thought about something my mum said while I was buying cards with Ning.

She was like:

You only need to write around 10 cards, In life you only need one husband and around.. 10 friends but I think YOU (sizes me up) should be happy with 6 or 7 friends.

Reminds me of Sheldon from Big Bang Theory when he has to decide who to stop being friends with to make room for another.

Thanks for reading