Bring Walmart to Australia!

Hello Readers,

     Well, it's been a while since I last blogged. Hell, it's been a while since anyone blogged. In fact,
nobody's blogged since last year!

     Ok, that is one of the lamest and most overused jokes of the New Year, but I just couldn't help it. Anyway, since nobody's got around to saying it yet, on behalf of the whole A Part of Us team:

     HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYBODY!

     I should probably have asked before I said "on behalf," but Dennis has been saying it to anyone who hangs around long enough to listen, so I doubt he'd mind. Kripa seems to have gone on some sort of Internet hiatus, neither having blogged nor contacted me in any way since school ended last year, and Vivian's on a different continent altogether, but she's a kind soul, so she won't mind either.

     Anyway, today I had a wild and crazy idea. I'm going to petition to bring Walmart to Australia! I need a thousand brave and considerate souls to sign their my online peition form, and then I'll send it to the CEO of Walmart.

     Actually, I'm dead serious. I've already got the petition up. Seriously, here's the link: http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/bringwalmarttooz/

     You might be wondering why I would bother/want to bring such a huge chain to Australia, when we already have Target and Woolworths and Kmart and stuff. For all I know, I'm just a little girl. I could be ruining Australia's economy by bringing such a large financial competitor to our board, wiping it clean of all chances for small businesses.

     Well, the explanation will require more linkage: http://www.softsailor.com/other-news/11334-333-ways-to-get-kicked-out-of-walmart.html

     You can't blame me for wanting to participate in a world wide phenomenon. Also, all our big brands... Woolworths and Big W and Kmart... they can't really help in a zombie invasion, can they? But Walmart, with it's big, concrete walls and endless supply of stock of food and drink... we could be the last person on Earth not to be turned into a zombie and never have to worry. Even if the zombies were armed with machine guns and bazookas and tank guns and rifles... yes, I'd be worried if they had an atomic bomb, but that's just not going to happen because the only place you'll get all the ingredients for an atomic bomb in one place is... you guessed it. WALMART.

     So, sign the petition. Thank you.

That's all for now. Thanks for reading!