SURPRISE: Sunday 6th

That was quite rude of me. I think its about time my once precious little blog got back and running. But not to worry, I am back here now to amaze you with some riveting new stories about my fantastic life and adventures alone.. at home.. on the internet. So look forward to me pointing out those awkward things in life, just like those old times -i had with your mum (sorry my mum jokes were never really funny for anyone. i was hoping it'd be a bit better here. obviously not.)

Heres a little teaser: the groundbreaking discovery I had on Friday.

wait forr itttt

I, VIVIAN KONG IS ACTUALLY PHYSICALLY CAPABLE

OF

NOT GOING ON THE COMPUTER FOR THE WHOLE DAY

(besides school computers, and mainly because I was doing something even

more mindnumbing and repetitive. Oh dear god, Maths.)

AND before I go leave you all to your happy lives, I just have a little complaint/warn

ing. Mainly for the ladies... or gentlemen, if your that kind of guy.

HOW ON EARTH DO PEOPLE USE THESE THINGS

THEY'RE LIKE PURE STRETCHY PAIN. I get that they're reasonably nice looking and useful. Until you try and get them out of your hair. I used to have millions of these when I was little, and until now, I was smart enough to stay away from them ever since those traumatic hair days. I mean if it wasn't that, the fact that they're pretty much coloured rubber bands should've told me something.

Literally, to take them out you have a choice of either

a) Break them

b) Pull half my hair out

c) All of the above

or you could leave them in there and take a chance by showering or something. Meaning theres a chance it could get stuck inside an even massive-r ball of hair forever. But it could also just fall out, I once combed my hair and fifty bobby pins fell out, it was really satisfying. I also once stuck a blob of putty on my head and it didn't fall out, and on the contrary I started crying, but thats another story.

I guess the point of that, if there ever is a point of things I do on the internet, was that:

i'm an idiot and ..don't be like me.

Thanks for reading