Lets move away from my life issues and focus on anything else that is vaguely entertaining. Before you are very disappointed, I don't think you understand how hard it is to think of something interesting to say, I just spent the last 3 hours staring vacantly at my maths homework and whatnot.
Well i've spent a good half a day thinking about what to write, and i didn't think of much except to rattle on about how much of an awkward failure my life is.
So, Lets Get STARTED!
Naturally, there's been a heap of embarrassing things i've done since my last post. Lets make a list.
- I haven't posted on my shitty blog for so long that I've forced myself to write something for about two hours, and if this isn't a failure it must be something worse. I also have no excuse for my abandonment, I could say that I forgot it existed but its bookmarked between Facebook and Youtube meaning I try to avoid eye contact with that little Blogger icon at least 5 times a week for over 2 months. great.
- Got out of bed and realised my legs were numb, that is, after I collapsed from my inability to hold my own weight.
- Walked into yet another male changeroom
- Watched youtube videos for days at a time
- Optional maths homework (i'm going to hell for that)
- Feel really self conscious looking for a book in the Junior fiction section and having to kneel to look at the first row of picture books.
- Made some feeble attempts to pretend to be a librarian and realised I was wearing trackpants and a singlet. I may as well strut into a bank in pajamas, complete with bunny slippers and atrocious bedhair and get arrested.
- Self diagnosed myslef wiht typing dyslexia to shift the blame of some very awkward typos
- Actually tried really hard to think of ways to embarrass myself on the internet on a blog no one really wants to read
This list was supposed to be a lot better, but you know what they say,
I'm Embarrassing
Oh well. Can't say I didn't try,
Thanks a million
