I'm Embarassing: Thursday 28th

Hello and welcome, to yet another half hearted attempt to revive this blog. I feel the sudden urge to start blogging again, probably because its the beginning of term and I am really that bored. Unfortunately, any creative juice I had has appeared to be sucked dry by me just bothering to see how many blogwalkers have graced this blog with their ads (by the way it appears even they seem to have lost their old internet spammy touch)

Lets move away from my life issues and focus on anything else that is vaguely entertaining. Before you are very disappointed, I don't think you understand how hard it is to think of something interesting to say, I just spent the last 3 hours staring vacantly at my maths homework and whatnot.

Well i've spent a good half a day thinking about what to write, and i didn't think of much except to rattle on about how much of an awkward failure my life is.

So, Lets Get STARTED!

Naturally, there's been a heap of embarrassing things i've done since my last post. Lets make a list.

1. I haven't posted on my shitty blog for so long that I've forced myself to write something for about two hours, and if this isn't a failure it must be something worse. I also have no excuse for my abandonment, I could say that I forgot it existed but its bookmarked between Facebook and Youtube meaning I try to avoid eye contact with that little Blogger icon at least 5 times a week for over 2 months. great.
2. Got out of bed and realised my legs were numb, that is, after I collapsed from my inability to hold my own weight.
3. Walked into yet another male changeroom
4. Watched youtube videos for days at a time
5. Optional maths homework (i'm going to hell for that)
6. Feel really self conscious looking for a book in the Junior fiction section and having to kneel to look at the first row of picture books.
7. Made some feeble attempts to pretend to be a librarian and realised I was wearing trackpants and a singlet. I may as well strut into a bank in pajamas, complete with bunny slippers and atrocious bedhair and get arrested.
8. Self diagnosed myslef wiht typing dyslexia to shift the blame of some very awkward typos
9. Actually tried really hard to think of ways to embarrass myself on the internet on a blog no one really wants to read

This list was supposed to be a lot better, but you know what they say,

I'm Embarrassing

Oh well. Can't say I didn't try,

Thanks a million