Stretchy Short Shorts: Monday 14th

Today I bought two pairs of stretchy shorts about 15cm long. Honestly, way to make me feel self conscious. As someone pointed out, its like wearing a second underwear. Clingy underwear. And the shirts short too. Theres no escape. If you haven't figured out already, i'm talking about the volleyball uniforms, that allow no fat to be hidden. We're wearing them for competitions at Albury in the holidays which is pretty exciting, despite that our team has already accepted defeat to over 50% of the games. I'm actually not exaggerating a lot or being too pessimistic, somehow we're actually a NSW team and we're going against people from Victoria and stuff. And obviously if you live that far away, I'm pretty sure these teams are pretty damn competitive. Plus they were probably chosen... honestly it beats me that we're allowed to go. Though, strangely enough we play a lot better when we don't feel obliged to win.

But

As far as the uniforms are going, I have a feeling i'm going to be spending half the time hiding in those awful jackets we ordered.

Also something I found exciting but i'll keep it quick because most of you probably know. We got our netbooks today and come on guys, stop complaining. They're good enough. I mean after hearing all those pre-complaints, they're FINE. I'm just worried that I have another thing to lose. A particularly expensive one too. Btw, how can they even compare it to carrying it around like a wallet? I mean, who carrys around wallets that weigh over a kilo.

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Cousins: Sunday 13th

I talk a lot about my little cousins. Here's a short video my brother made instead of helping me with my homework... studying for his exams, whatever. I stole it off his blog.

By they way, you can't really tell in the video but THEY LOVE being on camera, but its such a shame when they feel obliged to act silly for it. I personally find it far more amusing when they just act normally.

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The Adventures of Vivian: Friday 11th

Hello to the two or three lovely individuals who would ever read this blog.

Confession time:

I went to the library today, spent half an hour looking around, found five books, went to borrow them, and realised I didn't have a library card.

So I called my dad and he stole my brothers library card and saved me from the humiliation of putting all those books back.

Meanwhile outside, a pipe burst or something and there was like metre-high brown water gushing outside the library. So I was sort of stranded with five books, no library card, tiny bag and a phone that beeped "low battery" every two seconds. Seriously, I cannot control the thing. Yesterday it woke me up at 5:30 in the morning with an email so I turned it off and almost missed my bus.

BY THE WAY:

RESPECT- to all the people who shaved, you guys either have serious balls or were very peer pressured. Either way, you guys are awesome. Nice work.

Yeah so sum up of the post: if you don't know already, i'm a huge nerd and this was a boring post but i'm not bothered to even put a customary excuse anymore because you've heard them all before.

I should totally write a book-

The Adventures of Vivian. Part I: At The Library.

It'll win most interesting book of the year and I will be famous. Thats right, start investing on autographs now guys.

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Got any Grapes?: Tuesday 8th

I just watched the Duck Song clip and its HILLARRYOUS, you guys didn't do it justice (Kripa and Stephanie). There's just something about that ducks awesome face and it waddling away that gets me. bumpbumpbump

GOT ANY GRAPES?

Anyway, Arun is cool (and not just because he told me to write this). He commented at his own will, good boy.

Thats all I pretty much wanted to say..

Oh and something no one really wants to know: I have so much volleyball training nowadays it feels like i'm going to explode. Not really, do not be alarmed. I actually like training, i just don't like waking up early. I get sooo sleepy nowadays, and then theres my asthma, hayfever and maths homework. But I live, I mean who else would write CAPTIVATING blogs on an irregular basis?

Oh to make up for my lack of content/ extremely boring post. I'll link you to probably my favourite Tropfest video this year. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3QA0fKqmHQ

Its brilliant. Apologies if you've already watched it, for this post now has nothing to offer to you besides a big picture of a duck I like and a few excuses.

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