Periods & Porn

Hello World,


     Vivian was apparently told to blog about periods and porn, which she couldn't do, so I'll do it for her.


     Periods are stupid. Periods come at monthly intervals. Periods can also be used to describe a certain amount of time. Periods prevent girls from swimming. The red stuff is not actually blood (sorry vampires, you had to know). There is no Wikipedia page for Periods. Correction, there is, but it is called "Menstruation" instead. Apparently chimpanzees have Periods too. Today in science we were looking at a cell from an ovary through a microscope, which has something to do with Periods, not sure how. People in stories never have periods, and that's unfair.


     I think that's sufficient. Now on to porn.


     Porn is something you should never let your parents see you watching. Porn can come in many categories. Porn only works for guys, because they are visually turned on, but girls aren't. Apparently two thirds of grown women have seen Porn throughout a lifespan, but at least 70% of men watch Porn monthly. Sex with an animal is considered as Porn, and is illegal. The word Porn is derived from the Greek word "pornē, which means prostitute."


     And that's more than enough about porn. I'm betting 9/10 people who reads this cannot unsee it.  Let's hope you're part of that 1/10.


     In other news, today I tried out for Drill Team, but due to some misinformation, I did not make it. Needless to say, I am severely depressed. If I don't come to school tomorrow, then you're invited to my funeral.


That is it for today. Thanks for reading!