October 18, 2010

Stephanie's Eating Habits?: Monday 18th

Ok ok, i'll save you all from your miserable lives with one of my normal breathtaking and inspiring posts to relieve you and me of having to look at the largely confronting "Periods & Porn" title every time you open this magnificent blog. Not that i'm not saying that that post is not responsible for a serious increase of views that I suspect the male viewers played a large role in. All it needs is a nice big revealing picture of some chick and I won't have to post for a very long time.Anyway, i'm here to discuss eating habits. Thankyou Thank you. But more specifically/horifically STEPHANIE SUN'S EATING HABITS.


Be warned.

No not really actually. Stephanie has quite a popular eating habit. Its just the infamous vigour and speed in which she ruthlessly performs them is what scares most people, especially the poor unsuspecting Chefs.

Anyway, she seems to be a firm believer in the "save the best till last" technique, which does work by the way, the nicest stuff will leave a lasting impression on your senses after the meal. But thats not the point. I know Stephanie supports this, consciously or not i'm not sure- she's pretty much considered another species when it comes to eating velocity, but in everything she eats she always munches away on the edges, sort of "closing in" on the middle most tastiest portion, sandwiches and timtams alike. It's quite fascinating, really. No really.
Alright I know: Seriously inspirational stuff.
Gosh i'm on a roll with these shoddy posts. I actually had a very nice idea about how this post would be like but I guess it didn't really work out.
Er, I think i'm seriously waring down my chances of survival after all the crap I dump on Ning's dignity but anyhow, man is Josh OBSESSED with Ning or what?
teehee. I know its not exactly a "nice big revealing picture of some chick"
But look at that. Just look at that. Who needs porn? (I know, big mistake. uhh, leave your disapproval on the CBOX Dennis, thanks)
Ok, good job, you made it to the end.
THANKS FOR READING.

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