School: Saturday 30th

Does anyone else feel like its Sunday when its Saturday and Saturday when its Sunday? I reckon its because I feel like school should be on again the next day on Saturdays but when it doesn't you feel like there's more weekend to enjoy on Sunday like its Saturday. I don't blame you if I just made you more confused. And if you get it, I know it doesn't actually explain why but:

Don't our lives revolve around school?

For me at least- so much that I do is directly or indirectly effected by or actually done because of school:

• The time we (try to) wake up to get to school on time
• The time we (are supposed to) sleep so that we can (try to) wake up to get to school on time
• The six hours of actual school every Monday-Friday
• Unless its holidays, where we relax from going to school by not going to school

And what do we do when we get home?

• Do school homework
• Or tutoring homework, that we go to to get better at school
• Or, not do school work, which is called not doing school work because there is school work to do
• Such as talking to your friends or having some sort of social life which is pretty much built around/ made from school

and it goes on.

I guess this wasn't really a particularly great blog with great ideas but there is a little bit of truth in there right? Yeah fine, just slowly nod your head and back away.

Thanks for reading

get in my bed ;)

heyya ;D whoa, it's been awhile .____. sorry, i try to be as frequent as i can, even with my blog, but you know, doesn't work. speaking of my blog, i changed it for the FIFTIETH (third) time. but i'm pretty sure i'm staying with the current one for a while :) eheh ;) http://x-mygameplan.blogspot.com/ lookie lookie 8)
i was thinking. "sharing is caring" ...
toothbrushes? ew.
socks? mm.. kindof ew.
underwear? yeah right ._.
beds?
that's my question. beds. are they unhygenic to share?
alright, for the next few moments while you read this post, TURN YOUR WRONGNESS FACTOR DOWN TO ZERO.
i thought of it, when my cousin called today and asked if she could borrow my sleeping bag. i automatically said "sure! why not?"
then i'm like..
1) what if she pees in it? (dw, she's 16, but still)
2) what if toenail particles end up in it?
3) what if her hair falls out?
4) what if she eats cheezels in it and the cheese gets on it?
etcetcetc (;
dwdw, i'm not paranoid. but just SAYING. who said sharing beds was hygenic aye?
well, come to think of it, i've been on vivians bed, pearls bed, nings bed, ranis bed, ETC. so many beds :S
so like... imagine the buildup of germs in everybody's bed.. say about 4 different people sit on it every week, you wash the COVERS, not the ACTUAL BED.
SORRY, I'VE BEEN A BIT WEIRD TODAY. IGNORE IT.




wow. i'm gonna sleep on the floor tonight.

I'm an Idiot: Wednesday 27th

My last post made me think of all the stupid things I thought when I was little:

• Sitting in the middle seat of the car was the best seat because you could look through the most windows without having to move your head. BUT the window seat is the best seat in buses, planes and trains etc.
• I knew everything about maths because it didn't occur to me that things could get more complicated then simple arithmetic skills
• My dad drove to Malaysia (I slept in the plane, woke up in a car and forgot all about the flight)
• Food didn't get much better than bega fucking stringers. I was shocked every time I saw someone eat them without stringing them.
• When my brother broke a pair of chopsticks while doing some kind of chant, I felt like I committed some murder after we carefully disposed of the evidence and swore not to tell my mum. I felt bad for weeks.
• DONUTS WERE TOO SWEET. WHAT? SO SHAMEFUL.
• If you spit enough mandarin seeds in the same spot, eventually a tree will grow. I know a few people who still think that.
• My mum realised she was giving birth to me when she went to take a dump and I came out.

I might continue writing about similar stuff if you guys like it, I find it pretty fun thinking about all the stupid things I used to do.

Thanks for reading

Spring Fling :DD

Ok. Definition of a vain person from my good friend urban dictionary:

What vain really is,a someone who cares alot about themselves, has a mirror in hand at any given time. Cares alot about looks, always in style, usually come from a well off family with loads of money to spend on stupid brand name clothing, gucci hats and $400 shoes...Can be a girl or boy. People usually hate them since they feel so comfortable about themselves and others are just jealous.They think that their the best in everything and that theres always an easy way out because their dad or mommmy has a lot of money so they can always run to them. Vain teens usually have it best of things,cash,cars,clothing and easier than others, having expensive things to brag about. In short words, full of it, conceited,best friend is the mirror..and drug store and mall.....worships money...

Blog padding FTW!

Some characteristics of vain/conceited people:

• Always has a mirror handy
• Has a VERY impracticable bag, only used for looks
• Gels their hair or has multiple bows and other shit in their hair
• Rolls up their sleeve (school uniform)
• Wears high heels (To school)
• Obsessed with what they look like
• TAKE HEAPS OF PHOTOS
• ^ and then upload it to facebook saying they look ugly etc, so people will say nice things about them
• Makeup everyday

If you have ALL of these characteristics, then I suggest you take a long look at yourself and ask why you're trying so friggen hard.

Happy Birthday Gilbert

Bedtime: Sunday 24th

Yes it has come to my attention that this blog is degrading and i'm sure it has to the disappointment of my faithful readers too. But fear not. I feel a resolution coming on. A sudden boost of quality erupting back into this terminally ill blog.

And without further ado, I will actually write a post on my own accord , about something I chose to.

Originally I was going to brutally honestly go on about how: I realised that the human race is a really damn selfish one. We only care about things that we feel help us as individuals.. blahblahblah.

And continue writing about something that people were constantly sucked in by because of their selfishness. All In a mentally challenging way.

But I realised such wild and uneducated views (i'm an idiot) probably wouldn't be the best way to rejuvenate this blog so i'll talk about sleeping times, because i'm quite fittingly supposed to be doing just that.

So i've observed that sleeping habits tend to hold some sort of social importance nowadays.

You often hear conversations that go something like this:

"Dude. I'm so sleepy.

"YEAH! ME TOO"

" When d'you sleep last night?.. Or more like this morning (definitely overused) "

"Well.. I actually slept kind of early.. (bad acting) like at 12 or something.. you?"

"Oh really!? (bad acting) .. oh just 12:30"

"WAIT but I couldn't sleep after I checked the time, so I probably slept later than 12:30"

"Oh really!? (yeahyouknow) But like, I normally sleep way later.. like at 1 something"

"Wow.."

Sort of reminds me of when I was in pre-school, we did the same things but with the amount of pockets you had in your outfit that went like:

"How many pockets do you have?"

"1..2..3..4..5!"

"Oh yeah? I have 1..2..3..4..5..6!"

"WAIT but my pockets are bigger than yours"

"Yeah? Well at home I have so many pockets, I have.. a hundred (thats the biggest number that exists in pre-school)"

"Wow.."

I like to think we're a little more subtle nowadays.

There are many categories of sleepers. Here are just a few stereotypical ones that are most common in everyday bragging sessions:

People who sleep heaps either: think they don't (this often results in lots of "subtle" bragging from everyone around him/her), are embarrassed about it and tell everyone that they choose to sleep more and could stay up if they wanted to, constantly spurting statistics about all the magical things that sleeping does (don't get me wrong, sleeping is good for you)

People who don't sleep enough either: know they do and pretend they don't, exaggerate a few hours and/or complain all day to remind everyone when he/she slept.

Then there are normal people. Who aren't in this silly generation.

PS. I stayed up writing this post but i'm such a fat ape I forgot to publish it.

Thanks for reading

Thursday 21st

If you haven't realised, i'm not exactly in a very good posting phase and my blog is getting worser by the post.. ? I just don't seem to be in the mood and don't have that sort of dedication anymore, especially since it feels like a chore now that certain people are nagging me to post all the time, and then complain about how crappy the post is. I can't blog on demand, and this post was on demand. So you'll understand why I have absolutely no idea what to continue with, despite George's blog ideas. Actually, now that I think of it, I sort of did cover 6) in my own sort of whiny and full-of-excuses way.

Alright. I may as well use one of his ideas before I get told off or offend anyone. Being the little bitchy child I am, I'm going to touch on the blog idea: Vain People.

Everyone hates vain people- no shit its a bad attribute.

There done. This is very much like the last two posts, i'm sorry, i'm lacking creative ability again. I'm just trying to shit my way through this post (mainly by talking to myself) again.

Thanks for reading

Blog Ideas

Hey boys and girls.

I haz new blog ideas.

1) Reality TV shows regarding police and hospitals

2) Watching neighbours and home and away to laugh at the bad acting esp crying

3) PORN

4) Vain people.

5) History of Hentai

6) How downhill this blog has gone

I shall start with 3)

The most popular site displaying pornographic material is, LiveJasmin.com, followed by YouPorn.

The second site has many categories to suit all fetishes and needs.

TRUE STORY.

Next one: 6.

The beginning of this trend can be traced back to the time a certain person posted about neopets and porn.

That is all for today.

Stephanie's Eating Habits?: Monday 18th

Ok ok, i'll save you all from your miserable lives with one of my normal breathtaking and inspiring posts to relieve you and me of having to look at the largely confronting "Periods & Porn" title every time you open this magnificent blog. Not that i'm not saying that that post is not responsible for a serious increase of views that I suspect the male viewers played a large role in. All it needs is a nice big revealing picture of some chick and I won't have to post for a very long time.Anyway, i'm here to discuss eating habits. Thankyou Thank you. But more specifically/horifically STEPHANIE SUN'S EATING HABITS.

Be warned.

No not really actually. Stephanie has quite a popular eating habit. Its just the infamous vigour and speed in which she ruthlessly performs them is what scares most people, especially the poor unsuspecting Chefs.

Anyway, she seems to be a firm believer in the "save the best till last" technique, which does work by the way, the nicest stuff will leave a lasting impression on your senses after the meal. But thats not the point. I know Stephanie supports this, consciously or not i'm not sure- she's pretty much considered another species when it comes to eating velocity, but in everything she eats she always munches away on the edges, sort of "closing in" on the middle most tastiest portion, sandwiches and timtams alike. It's quite fascinating, really. No really.

Alright I know: Seriously inspirational stuff.

Gosh i'm on a roll with these shoddy posts. I actually had a very nice idea about how this post would be like but I guess it didn't really work out.

Er, I think i'm seriously waring down my chances of survival after all the crap I dump on Ning's dignity but anyhow, man is Josh OBSESSED with Ning or what?

teehee. I know its not exactly a "nice big revealing picture of some chick"

But look at that. Just look at that. Who needs porn? (I know, big mistake. uhh, leave your disapproval on the CBOX Dennis, thanks)

Ok, good job, you made it to the end.

THANKS FOR READING.

Periods & Porn

Hello World,


     Vivian was apparently told to blog about periods and porn, which she couldn't do, so I'll do it for her.


     Periods are stupid. Periods come at monthly intervals. Periods can also be used to describe a certain amount of time. Periods prevent girls from swimming. The red stuff is not actually blood (sorry vampires, you had to know). There is no Wikipedia page for Periods. Correction, there is, but it is called "Menstruation" instead. Apparently chimpanzees have Periods too. Today in science we were looking at a cell from an ovary through a microscope, which has something to do with Periods, not sure how. People in stories never have periods, and that's unfair.


     I think that's sufficient. Now on to porn.


     Porn is something you should never let your parents see you watching. Porn can come in many categories. Porn only works for guys, because they are visually turned on, but girls aren't. Apparently two thirds of grown women have seen Porn throughout a lifespan, but at least 70% of men watch Porn monthly. Sex with an animal is considered as Porn, and is illegal. The word Porn is derived from the Greek word "pornē, which means prostitute."


     And that's more than enough about porn. I'm betting 9/10 people who reads this cannot unsee it.  Let's hope you're part of that 1/10.


     In other news, today I tried out for Drill Team, but due to some misinformation, I did not make it. Needless to say, I am severely depressed. If I don't come to school tomorrow, then you're invited to my funeral.


That is it for today. Thanks for reading!

Turmac Roll: Thursday 14th

I was told to blog about periods and porn so i'll blog about neopets instead. I know. I'm so badass. Anyway I wrote about neopets in my other blog, as a nice embarrassing EXobsession of mine but after I visited my neopets for the purposes of that post, I believe I will restore my faith for the strangely addictive game.

Ever played turmac roll?

I did this in between writing this blog, and I am VERY proud thanks, its a lot harder than you think, I didn't get any good berries. Oh BTW i'm just assuming anyone who would read my blog and have the patience to read up to here also obsesses over silly games like neopets and is fully aware of what i'm going on about. So now we have that cleared up. Turmac Roll is so fun, there's something so satisfying about eating those berries and the sounds the turmac makes when it jumps, btw theres only two buttons for the whole game- move and jump and only three noises- the jumping noises the eating noise and the dying noise. BUT how I hate it when the tumac dies. Those ramps look so sharp.. and I have a soft spot for that dying noise like Ning has a soft spot for dying mothers. No wait, not like we LIKE dead tumacs and mothers.. I mean that they make us sad.. oh hell you know what I mean. I cant be bothered to proof read this post. I'm a lazy ass. with assignments to do.

Thanks for reading (and putting up with this, i'm sorry sort of not really)

A lesson in Wandlore

Hello All,


     You brought this on yourself guys. I'm about to let loose on my Harry potter fanatic-ness, and if you want to blame someone, blame Kripa and George and every other ignorant Muggle I've had to put up with.


     Let's start with Thestrals. More importantly, Thestral hair, and their uses in wands. When Kripa 'gifted' this wand, also apparently 100 inches, she didn't realise that Thestral hair is an unstable material to use in wands. There is only one known use of Thestral hair in wands, and that is the Elder Wand itself. The wand from the Deathly Hallows. Does anybody realise the significance of it? The wand is extremely unlucky, but then again, that may be because it was made by Death.


     Wands with Therstral hair in them would, unlike other wands, be very dispassionate. So this wand cannot choose an owner, and can exchange owners without a thought. That's one of the bigger reasons it's never used.


    Also, Kripa, stop kidding yourself. 100 inches? No wandmaker would ever make a wand that long, because it completely defeats the purpose of a wand in the first place. That, and it's a very arduous task. Wands are used to cast spells, and with a wand that long, I'd like to see you try and do and proper wand movements.


     You may not have known this, but the wands that choose you don't just choose you out of the blue. They have a connection with you that is founded in the way they are made, what they are made of and how they are treated. Let's ignore that a Willow and Thestral hair wand would never work, let alone the fact that nobody would be stupid enough to make one. George's ideal wand would be made of Ivy. This is according to the Celtic calendar, that also links Harry's, Hermione's, Ron's, Draco's and possibly others with their wands.


     I have so much more to say, but I have to go. I hope you learnt a valuable lesson from my ranting about wandlore. I would continue, but I have to go and reapply the Disillusionment Charm I've applied on my Thestral. Stupid Ministry told me I have to... it's not like any Muggles are going to jump over my fence into my backyard, are they?


     On a non-HP related note, in exactly 3 hours, it will be 10:10 10/10/10. How exciting!


That's it for today. Thanks for reading!

That Whomping Willow.

Okay, since I didn't write anything for a George for his birthday, I'm going to give him a virtual present.


Here's a wand:

Wood: Willow
Core: Thestral Hair
Length: 100 inches

Wow, it's so long. Enjoy your time with your wand, George.
OH BTW, I GOT 402 IN FRUIT NINJA. IKR. I AM SO COOL. Now, I have to beat Rohan's score of 452 :\
Also, quick wishes to:
Josiah (whose birthday was yesterday) (:
Brinthen (WHOSE BIRTHDAY IS TODAY!!!)
Kevin Chen (whose birthday is on tuesday) ;D
Jeremy D (whose birthday is on wednesday) :P
Hope you guys have/had a brilliant day! Enjoy every minute, you oldies.

-kripa

heh.. oops: Friday 8th

I walked into the guys changeroom today.

It's ok. I didn't SEE anything. In fact it went so undramatically, I didn't even feel shocked for some reason. Its like I sort of thought I was walking in the wrong place but I was thinking "nah i always think that and when I walk back and check the sign I look stupid," shortly followed by "Oop. Guy. in his Speedos." Turn around. Walk right into my brother. Oop. Say relatively casually, more amusedish, "I walked into the guys changeroom." He tells me he saw me walk in. I thank him. And leave like nothing happened.

No one really noticed. The trick is to look like you know what your doing and get out of there. Fast.

It got more exciting afterwards when I realised what I just did.

Thanks for reading

Awesome

I have a whomping willow.
And a basilisk when not active.
But I don't have a forbidden forest.
Tomorrow is my Birthday, I am excited
This post looks so awesomesauce its diagonal

I'm not starting the Conversation

Hello Readers,

     In my introduction blog, I couldn't help but notice that Vivian said "daily loss of productivity." Well, I don't intend to blog daily, but I sure will blog regularly. Depends on how much patience I can practise. Which is not much at all, really.

     Anyway, the Commonwealth Games are well under way, and it really excites me that Australia is owning. I mean that quite literally. With 44 medals, we're coming first. 21 gold, 14 silver and 9 bronze. India's coming second, and England is coming third. So really, the results are awesome. It's scarily awesome. Aren't you proud to be Aussie?

     Well, actually, most of the people who are reading this are probably from my school, which means they are most likely Asian. But it doesn't matter, because we're all Australians too.

     Anyway, today I woke up really early, earlier than my usual 5:45am. I logged onto WLM at 7am, and a few minutes ago, one of my friends logged in. About 15 minutes ago to be exact.

    I've already opened the window. I'm just waiting for him to speak. I've been waiting for a quarter of an hour. He's doing the same thing to me. But I'm stubborn, I won't relent. We'll see how long it is before he finally speaks.

    How many times have you done this? I'm pretty sure there's even a Facebook like about this. "I want to talk to you, but I'm not starting the conversation." We'll see how long this takes. I won't post this blog until he speaks. This may take a while. We're both pretty stubborn.

     Nevermind, he logged off. That kind of makes me feel... stupid. But never fear, next time, he will speak to me first. He was probably just busy. Or, he was giving up. That was his way of giving up. Oh! That meant I won!

     By the way, Happy Birthday George. I'm guessing he's 14, and if he's not, that was a typo. Now I'm going to shut up because this is a huge post. Almost as huge as a George, if you get my meaning. Thank you Vivian, I'm going to remember that one.

That's all for now. Thanks for reading!

George: Thursday 7th

I was asked to blog about George because its his birthday tomorrow.. and apparently thats the sort of thing you ask for when its 11 hours to your birthday. So, because I lack the creative energy and have a certain restraint on what I can write. I will retreat to urban-dictionarying his name and employ the first somewhat flattering entry to avoid having to think too hard.

1.	george	2087 up, 502 down
	buy george mugs, tshirts and magnets A guy with a very big (usually huge) penis. Guy: wanna see it? Girl: sure Guy: ok here Girl: HOLY CRAP its a george george big huge penis large by ~neXus~ Jan 15, 2009 share this

My apologies and

Thanks for reading

My "1st Lines of Witticism"

Hello Everybody,

     I've just recieved my Krippy Award, and it's time for me to make my Thank You speech. I'm totally unprepared, because, well, I didn't realise I'd be recieving an award at all. I didn't realise that my constant spamming of the cbox on the right here would be something worth mentioning, but the hypothetical award in my hands proves me wrong. This award, well, it brings out many emotions. Happiness... excitement... joy... even a touch of annoyance.

     But let's skip the whole emotions speech, because it doesn't really work when you're not a celebrity. I'm not going to cry... I'm not going to cry... I'm not going to cry...

     There are a lot of people I have to thank for this award. First is Vivian, for having created this awesome blog in the first place. And for always supporting my spamming with her own rather quick witted responses, rather than telling me to shut up or get lost like some other people.

     I also have to thank Kripa, for introducing me to the real world of blogging. Previously, I'd spent my time writing horribly formal blogs in some godforsaken place (i.e. Windows Live Spaces). Without her, the only person who would still be reading my blogs would be my mother...

     And last, but not least, I have to thank everybody who has played a part in my life. Without you, I would never have moulded into the cbox spamming and blogging girl that I am. And without you, this award would never have been mine.

     Now that we have all the formalities out of the way...

   WHAT THE HELL KRIPA? NEWBIE SPAMMER? NEWBIE SPAMMER!?

     Thanks for making me sound like an amateur. And for your information, I have read every single post on A Part of Us. Just because I was a few months late...

     Now that I got that out of my system, thank you Vivian for allowing me to ramble on your distinguished blog. You won't believe how much of an honour that is to me. A Part of Us has always been one of my favourites, and now I can't believe that I'm actually a part of it! And that Grand Opening post is so much more than I deserve. I really don't know whether I'll be able to live up to your expectations. But I'll try.

     We'll be seeing more of each other, if Vivian lets me stay.

That's it for now. Thanks for reading!

Grand Opening: Sunday 3rd

LOL kripa. Thanks for the blog history lesson. I'm sure anyone studying this legendary blog will find this primary source very useful in due course. But now I have a very special announcement for my faithful readers, spammers, stalkers and authors. There will be another very talented, author joining this blog. This will be a momentous day for us all.

I must thank kripa again, for it is your krippy award which has spurred this wonderful young writer to have a, im sure, brilliant idea for a post on this blog as an acceptance speech or a witty comback? (all will be revealed) to her prestigious award. I'm not sure that sentence made sense (not for the first time), but without further ado,

I shall reveal this highly acclaimed author. The wait is over ladies and gentlemen. and ning.

I present:

one of my favourite bloggers/writers-

Rani.

hooray, I promise you all clever, entertaining and daily loss of productivity from her.And now I shall finish this post so that she can post her first lines of witticisms on A Part of Us.

Thanks for reading

A Part Of Our History

HAI. ;)
Well this post is nothing about poofta number plates, nor is it about .. 'pushing' O_O
This post is about A Part Of Us.
Originated on 16/9/09, (initially called 'a part of me') by Vivian Kong, 'a part of us' has been a successful blog, and continuing to be so.
When Vivian realised that the world didn't revolve around just her, she decided to introduce some new authors, and she wrote an advertising blog to get some.
This was successful as she got a response from Daniel Oey and the almighty, brilliant, awesome, wowtastic, klips (;
I wrote my first post on 9/5/10, soon followed by Daniel on 13/6/10.
We continuously blogged and brought Vivian's blog to highly respected levels of greatness.
We spammed her regularly throughout a specific holiday, where we had over 6 posts in one day, altogether.
We were enjoying our constant blogging, and we were great team.
However, came the sad day when Daniel left us. Why he did this we don't know why.
But in his defence, he did his job, leaving us to complete it.
Thank you Daniel for your efforts.
The blogging continued on, and one day, I decided to reincarnate my blog (which, by the way, can be found at http://followtheyellowbrickroad-xx.blogspot.com/). This left Vivian alone for awhile. Nonetheless, her blog was thriving.
Suddenly, on 30/9/10, I noticed something.
Underneath the 'authors' column, some random name called 'Imawesome' had slipped itself into the list.
This got me thinking.
Who was this awesome person? What were they doing here?
However I had a hunch on who it was.
I mentioned this to Vivian, and she was just as, if not more surprised than I was, to see this little name on the list.
Suddenly it struck her.. "GEORGE!!"
And yes, my hunch was correct. Who else would be so 'modest' as to keep their name as 'Imawesome'?
Vivian said 'I'll delete him. It's not like he's going to blog anyway.'
I mentioned this to George and he immediately blogged about being corkblocked.
Thank you George.
So now, it's me, George and the almightly Viv.
We honestly hope you enjoy reading what we write, and that is a motivation for us to contnue blogging.
A couple of krippy awards:
To Dennis Yang:
A constant reader of this blog from te beginning. Thank you for spamming the cbox, as we encourage you to continue to do so. Congratulations on your krippy award.
To Ranjitha Unnirajan:
For being a newbie cbox spammer. Welcome to our world. Enjoy and continue with your cbox spamming. Congratulations on your krippy award.
And finally to Vivian Kong:
Without you, this would never have existed. Thank you oh so very much. No words can describe your awesomenessity. You are God. Congratulations on your krippy award.
There will be further krippy awards awarded next time, so return soon.
Thanks for reading, and continue to read 'a part of us'... The place to be.

PUSH: Friday 1st

Ok, hopefully this will help reveal the punchline in the comic i posted earlier.

I was originally was going to post a video that reminded me of what George said about "poofta numberplates" but I realised that would create further problems in uprooting/ smothering my cbox.

So instead I shall link it

and hopefully, by using new lines

every now and then,

I will be able to

PUSH

that post

down.

Thanks for reading

Filler Piece

Sup. This is a very useful post so someones poorly formatted post can be fully seen.

Well school holidays, nothing interesting. Went to George Zhang's house (Fat short one) and all we did was game and eat pizza.

Word of the something: R.I.C.E
Race Inspired Cosmetic Enhancements. You know, those cars the faggy 20 year olds drive. The ones with huge subwoofers pouring out shithouse doof doof music. The ones with shiny ass rims, and neon lighting. And the ones with Poofta number plates. Driven by a fag who thinks the car makes him look cool. While it;s just a micropenis compensator.

Thornton Chan desires to drive one of these. If you've seen on of his title pages its of some ugly fuck car.

Cyanide&Happiness: Friday 1st

Having not much to do in the holidays, besides thinking about working and convincing myself to work, only to find that by then, i'm late for my daily round of PS2, I've had to find some good entertainment (online, of course). Anyway, for anyone who wants a laugh, I recommend reading some comics from here- http://www.explosm.net/. I swear they are. hilarious. and their shorts are like animated hilariousness. Here's an example-

Thanks for reading